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Sharking

Sharking: where gay men put their dick in the Drain of the shower and wait for the shark from the sewer to bite their dick. This is known as sharking.
Bruno went sharking yesterday, never left the house or nothin, just talked about how the shark bit his dick… weird guy
by Plattapussy August 5, 2024
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False shark

One way you know someone claiming to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't run other animals off. Another way you know someone who claims to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't need tanks and scuba apparatus to swim deep underwater, their bodies are made for their environment, which is not a natural environment for humans.
The false shark said he/she was a shark, despite a lack of similarity to the underwater animals.
by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019
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Sharks and Penguins

by Watashiwaaaa October 31, 2021
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Clark The Shark

Shark boy ; A prehistoric creature that has been living under the depths of the sea. It is a vicious creature indeed.
It is known for being quite short in length. However, it has deadly uneven teeth that are known to be quite strong; it can take a chunk out of a toe. It is reported to have a poor sense of humor.
This shark also tends to simp however it is known for failing to find love in the sea.
A Clark The Shark also has a poor sense of direction and has a poor sense of vision.
It is a member of the predator family however it is often hunted by its own prey and sacrificed to a rock.

Conclusion I believe that in one more year it will go extinct.
Clark The Shark is coming after the little children, RUN AWAY!
by anonymous November 29, 2021
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Disguise Shark

To tell a lie so untrue that everyone believes it.
That rich kid told everyone that he had a gun, now that little ass disguise shark has everyone hunkered down.
by Buttquack October 6, 2022
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shark

To shark something/someone is to take something from them.
I'm finna shark your girl.
by 216ki April 19, 2023
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shark waterbottle

a sexy shark product that can only be bought in PipstarShark, a water bottle that has a heater, a button that plays a prerecorded hydrate and a straw that is shaped like a dick, and a note that says: "Don't refund or give a bad rating or else you get kidnapped 💋💋💋" Love, -Pipstar-
by quartz89 February 1, 2022
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