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snot rocket

A large string or ball of green slime that is expelled from one's schnozz by plugging the other nostril, tilting your head and blowing really hard. The beauty is that no tissue is required if executed properly.
Grampa Joe just honked a huge snot rocket in his soup. Gakkkk
by FE517,KOS September 14, 2020
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Put your dick in a MTT branded *Rocket Thruster* While waiting for your grandma to bang your sister. Once the timer finished, Break open the door and scream Rocket Thruster Cock Buster! (copyright MTT) After this get your prepared thermo nuclear rocket, and remove the wire.
Hey bro, have you used the Rocket Thruster Cock buster 3000 before?
What the fuck Gary
by MTT (copyright 2069) January 20, 2022
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Snot Rocket

Holding one of your Nostrils down and blowing real hard while your nose is filled with mucus. Can be used on assholes at a dinner party.
Rude Guy: *Snot rockets on a Hot Gal*
Hot Gal: Eew! You just snot rocketed in my mouth!
by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023
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Red Rocket

Very fast and very bloody

Also know in vehicles like "EPA Traktor"
by EagleWaffle November 14, 2017
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testing rocket engines for NASA

Having explosive diarrhea with lots of farting between the poop explosions.
You're lactose intolerant, so stay away from those Chipotle quesadillas unless you want to spend the rest of your day testing rocket engines for NASA. Alone. In the crapper.
by ArionVulgaris June 11, 2023
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rocket

rocket and groot where fighting some bad guys
by universal69 May 13, 2018
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The Rocket

When you wake up after a night of drinking and find that you not only pissed yourself but you shat yourself too...
Dude.... I just fuckin' The Rocket ed myself...
by I am the REAL Rocket January 14, 2023
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