Rip Sick

To take the day off work sick, whether sick or not.

Also known as a "Rest in Peace" sick day.

- Hey mate, I had a pretty big weekend so I think I'm going to rip sick on Monday.

- Woke up this morning and didn't feel like going to work so I thing I'll rip sick today.

by shext January 2, 2023

Rip Current

A sexual act in which you 6-9 on a paddle board either in still ocean or middle of a lake

Originates from the Northern Cape Cod(Used by locals)

Johnny: Yo me and Ashley were out in the waves and I got an gnarly rip current!

by yutopia754 January 17, 2022

Ripped Bag

When performing intercourse with a two guys and one girl, both guys get one hole to fuck. If they go hard enough they will rip the skin in between the girls vagina and butthole causing her organs to come out

Yo I had to rush susie to the hospital after giving her a ripped bag

by Miss susie January 2, 2021

Rip a grumpy

To fart (ferociously)

Tom: (farts loudly!)
Jim: did you just rip a grumpy?

Tom: I’ve had bad farts all day.

Jim: oh, I agree grumpy buns.

by Michael Muffins February 25, 2025

my mother was ripped to shreds by mole rats :3

Something from a copypasta I saw one time

my mother was ripped to shreds by mole rats :3

by KaijuNerd September 6, 2025

rip nahf

you need some milk

1person;hi
2person;rip nahf

by ;.lkmjnbh June 10, 2018

Rip shit

Very angry

The snow plow blocked me in after I had just dug myself out and I was rip shit.

by Lonemalt March 15, 2023