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johannes jan peter

Johannes Jan Peter is the best husbant, that a woman can wish for. His hands are warm and very big, really soft and manly.

He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...
Hey look at this sexy fellow- he is such an Johannes Jan Peter !
by peperuda July 13, 2017
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peter park that ho

1>To ejaculate a very powerful cumshot that mimics qualites of spider web and lazer beams.
"man my bitch didn't let me fuck for a week, so by the time the dumb cunt was ready I had to fuck a bitch up and peter park that ho."
by shlempta schmenta April 24, 2010
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Bokkepoot-Peter

You can call a person Bokkepoot-Peter when a guy is obsessed with all the porn-categories on a Porn-website. A normal guy only checks a few categories, but a Bokkepoot-Peter will spend all his time just to see ALL the kind of categories and then talks about this all the time.

The term is used in The Netherlands where they have "bokkepoten" as a kind of cookie. A bokkepoot is also the foot of a goat.
Hey, look over there, it's bokkepoot-Peter. We better move on before he starts to talk about the new categories...
by Dennis89 September 5, 2017
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PETER DELIS

When you have a fat hog and everyone knows and can smell it
damn i smell a PETER DELIS coming and so does my wife
by mucher101 March 16, 2022
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Keep Shit Peter

Keep it quiet or don’t say a thing about this
I just hung out with with someone I wasn’t supposed to and I don’t want them to say anything to anyone so I told him to “keep shit Peter”
My drug dealer told me after I picked up from him “keep shit Peter” (he doesn’t want me to say anything about it to anyone)
by Ludmilabxbie January 11, 2025
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Mads Peter

An Alter-ego that comes forth with the consumption of Abnormally large quantities of Ethanol.
Holy moly Christian you went full "Mads Peter" yesterday

Fuck did you see Simon yesterday, a real "Mads Peter"
by MadsPeterHimself March 27, 2025
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peter warmer

Peter warmer.
A little thing we like to call a warmer for your penis!
In the winter times your penis can get very cold n shivel up like a pigs tail.so a peter warmer is the way to go.
Andy: omg bro it's so cold here do you have a spare peter warmer?

Dave : dude you should come prepared but lucky I'm wearing two and u can have one of mine ...
by Natieboi January 28, 2014
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