Penis Man

Mr. Collins’s worst enemy, ahhhhh, screamed the small man, as the Penis Man roared very loudly

Ahhh run Connor! It’s penis man

by Large Cheese 420 January 11, 2020

Ex-Penis

A term used by people who have undergone surgery to switch from male to female to refer to their former penis.

Guy: I hope I don't get a boner during my presentation.
Girl: Yeah, my Ex-Penis used to do that all the time.

by Dog Ford\ June 16, 2021

nenis penis

a dumbass who pisses in class while the cam is on

nenis penis sucks

by whorerology xox March 7, 2021

penis spa

vagina

Its been a long day, I need to take a trip to the penis spa

by dxd2 May 31, 2018

toad penis

When the mushroom head of the penis has warts.

There was no way I was have sex with that toad penis.

by Badass36 August 15, 2015

penis diaper

Condom.

Me: Hey babe, do you want me to pick up some penis diapers?

Her: What the fuck is that?

Me: You know... Condoms.

by Rafael8 January 16, 2018

Penis Treatment

Regency to any activity that stimulates and ejaculates the male penis. Sex, masturbation, hand job, blow job, etc.

Rachel will be giving me some penis treatment tonight.

Your mom snuck into the bathroom and gave me some penis treatment.

Shelby left me with blue balls so I had to go home and self-administer some penis treatment.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018