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pee pee poo poo check

to know wither to pee or poo.
bro stop u need a pee pee poo poo check.
by dawoodahakbar November 12, 2020
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Spicy Pee

When your piss gets so hot it burms your dick hole
Guy 1: "HOLY SHIT DUDE, I GOT SPICY PEE"
Guy2: "Oh man, that must hurt!"
by becauseimapotato May 15, 2016
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Pee

After I got hard, I had to pee
by Monkey cock November 30, 2022
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pee pauser

A person who is able to ignore even the strongest urge to pee, if he happens to be engaged in playing a video game at the moment.
Oh, man, Darrell is such a pee pauser...do you know he sat down in front of his X-Box for ten hours straight, never once got up to go to the bathroom?
by Kalisiin September 26, 2010
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pee urself

a term used when a friend is angry but not too angry. they wouldn't like the person to die, they would just like for them to pee themselves. a correct response when someone says that to you is "i already did", asserting your dominance. for the ultimate dominance assert after that, you may t-pose .
friend 1: gimmie ur lunch munny

friend 2: u-ur mom gae
friend 1: no u
friend 2: pee urself
friend 1: i already did
friend 2: *cowers in shame*
by moan420gayman July 10, 2018
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Mommy Pee break

A Mommy Pee Break is when a mother goes to the loo for a second and the kids decide to use that exact moment to raise all sorts of hell and run amok. Usually ends up in the house being trashed or burned down.
Candice: I just left them for a second and when I came back, all hell was loose! The ADSL cable is unplugged, the flatscreen TV has been demolished, my two year old is covered in cream, my perfume has been thrown down the sink and the dog has been painted green! All in the time it took for me to have a pee!

Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.

Candice: FML
by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018
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pee

It’s means some thing that come out of ur pussy if ur a girl and if ur a boy it means it comes out of ur penis.
Me: hey I need to go to the toilet!
friend:pee?
me: yes.
by peefartbean April 24, 2021
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