phallus noodle

drake snake hiss

did u see that phallus noodle?

by liberal anal destroyers May 20, 2024

Phallusy Fallacy

The wrong conclusion that just because someone is a dick, they must also be wrong.

I know he's a dick, but that doesn't mean he's wrong. That's a phallusy fallacy.

by Mal Adjusted October 1, 2024

phallic brawl to the death

A random girl texts you saying she's down to give you a blowjob. You ask your roommate to give you the room but he denies it, so you decide to go to the building's storage room with the girl instead. Your roommate is so adamant in not letting you get head, so he follows you all the way down to the storage room. Even though you manage to get into the storage room with the girl and lock it, your roommate, who is a master locksmith, decides to start picking the lock. Right as you are about to nut, he cracks the lock, and you end up nutting all over him. In a fit of rage, you start deepthroating your roommate in order to take out your anger for him messing up your blowjob. Then he starts to retaliate, so you decide to strangle him to death. A few more moments later, your roommate chomps your entire cock off. Instead of giving up, you put all your strength into keeping his jaw jocked shut, and in the end, he ends up suffocating to death from your severed cock deepthroating him all while the girl who just sucked you off is watching from the side.

Marco had a phallic brawl to the death with Ahmed.

by royalnegus812 December 2, 2024

phallodysmorphophobia

the fear of having a penis (as a woman)

After years of unexplained anxiety, she was diagnosed with a rare form of body dysphoria—phallodysmorphophobia—an irrational but debilitating fear of developing male genitalia despite being biologically female.

by Spencetronigga June 12, 2025

Phallunthropy

Phallunthropy - the desire to promote the welfare of others, expressed by the generous donation of the phallus

"He had a considerable phallus and was noted for his widespread donation of it to those in need, i.e. phallunthropy"

by DamonWP June 22, 2025

Phallogynandrophobia

The fear of futanari-on-male sex.

Person A: I hate/feel sick whenever I see straight sex being backwards :(
Person B: that is the weirdest phobia to have istfg
Person B: fuckin phallogynandrophobia

by Kurrmailence August 10, 2025

Phallus Cheeseburger

When someone mentions something extremely specific. Someone can tag on Phallus cheeseburger or someone can acknowledge the specificness by adding it on themselves

Person 1: What car do you have?
Person 2: It’s a Ford Fiesta MKII Zetec 1.5l
Person 1: *scoff* Phallus Cheeseburger much?

Person 1: What car do you have

Person 2: It’s a Ford Fiesta MKII Zetec 1.5l Phallus Cheeseburger
Person 1: *scoff* Yeah, right

by EggLord5170 January 10, 2026