penis stories

Stories that men tell, usually to one another, related to fighting, fucking or working out.

I used to halfway listen to the penis stories being told all day long through my partially open window while I sat working at my desk at the prison.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 11, 2019

Penis mentality

A girl who dates or hooks up like a man.

First person- She can easily have a relationship involving sex but not get attached or any sort of feelings involved.

Second person- I know she has such a penis mentality.

by Prodegius September 29, 2009

penis gravity

An irresistible force that draws women to your penis, or toward any penis, vibrator, or other shaft like object.

Man, my penis gravity was intense last night. All the bitches at the bar were trying to fuck me.

by username90210 September 13, 2011

Penis Alarm Clock

The act of taking your penis and smacking someone until they wake up

" How'd you like the penis alarm clock this morning"

by ConStart September 13, 2016

Penis Pocket

The opening found on men's pajams, often accessorized with a button.

Guy: "I hate when my penis pocket opens when I am standing in front my mom."

by Lexi Naudziunas June 27, 2008

Penis Handshake

Most often encountered in an office setting where new introductions or hand shaking is prevalent.

The precursor involves a man who urinates without washing his hands. Shortly thereafter, when this man is in a situation which warrants shaking hands with someone else, the other individual will be on the receiving end of a penis handshake.

Man 1 "I was taking a company dump the other day and I was peeping at other dudes... And this guy comes in, drains his lizard, and then walks right back out."

Man 2 "I'd hate to be the guy on the other end of that penis handshake. Fucking gross"

by phopey October 5, 2011

penis chum

male friends of a heterosexual person

i’m hanging out with my penis chums tonight at the bar

by micheal fox and jonathan fox June 10, 2020