near beer

Noun: London police slang for a crummy dive in which unwitting male tourists are promised a good time with a hot babe. They must order a drink from these unlicenced premises but get charged hundreds of pounds for a soft drink. Victims are often frog-marched to cash machines by heavies. Needless to say, the babe doesn't provide any action, just sits there.

Drink your tea, were going to bust a near beer in Brewer Street.
OK, Shall I grab a Transit van and 2 Serbo-Croat translators?

The Kinks classic 'Lola' is set in a near-beer.
I Met her in a club down in old Soho
Where they drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola...
...Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress September 14, 2005

Eat Beer

The act of comsuming large amounts of alcohol in a very short amount of time. To binge drink.

Robert: After class lets go Eat Beer!
Walter: That sounds splended Robert. Maybe afterward we could play craps or even get some dank shit. My strees level is near my iris.

by David Schmidly December 13, 2006

Beer Rating

The number of beers you would have to drink before a slampiece is fuckable
1 being the best, 10 being the worst

That slampiece's beer rating is like a 3

by Mac20 December 08, 2010

beer muscle

Beer muscle is the overly fat midsection resulting from excess beer consumption. Most often used in conjuntion with a brand name beginning with the letter "M".

Bob has an enormous Beer Muscle. also Bob has an enormous M(brand name) Muscle.

by Seymour Beaver September 27, 2006

bitch beer

Any sweet-flavored alcoholic beverage that is typically consumed by females in place of beer. Bitch beer tends to have a 5% abv or less and is also known as a "malt beverage." The alcohol content is so low that the beverage tastes like a soda-pop.

Bitch beer may only be consumed by males if beer is not present. If men drink bitch beer they are open to insults by other men and they may be called "pussy" or "vagina" because of it.

Smirnoff Ice, Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Don: Where's the Bud Light?
Mike: We are out. All we have left is Bitch Beer.
Don: #$@%@!!! Fine, give me a damn Bitch Beer.

Mark: Would you like something to drink?
Maria: Yah, Can I get a Smirnoff Ice?
Mark: We don't have any of that Bitch Beer here. This is a man's house. All we have is Miller and Jack.

by Dedani January 05, 2007

Beer summit

The meeting of President Obama and any parties for which an injustice has occurred. This meeting must take place in the White House and be broadcast throughout the media.

Professor Gates and James Crowley invited to the White House for a beer summit to make amends for the misunderstanding.

by ka59 July 27, 2009

Beer Porn

the phenomenon where simple household objects begin to seem erotic the more alcohol is consumed

Dude 1 "dude that flower is giving it to that vase"
Dude 2 "no dude thats just Beer Porn"

by manboylvr2112 August 18, 2008