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yo mama

yo mama so fat that she had to get baptized at sea world.
yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
yo mama so ugly when Mike Tyson punched her she got 10 times prettier.

Sorry, I shouldn't really talk about yo mama like that, I don't even know the man.
yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets
by it's cripton bitch February 13, 2019
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mama

mama is dead
by sauce12345262 April 18, 2022
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Joe Mama

Joe M4ma is Joe Swanson's African ancestor, who appeared in "Untitled Griffin Family History". He, like his descendant, is paraplegic, paralyzed from the waist down. In lieu of a wheelchair, he used a wild boar as his method of mobility. His best friends were Nate Griffin and Quagdingo. The three were captured by Cleveland from South Carolina, and brought to the American British colonies, along with Tobi, Ali Williams, and the African ancestors of Tom Tucker and Diane Simmons. It is unknown what became of Joe M4ma following the arrival in the new world. The status of the wild boar is unknown as well. His name is also used in a comedic manner. This joke is funny because "Joe" sounds like "Yo", a shortened street slang version of "Your", not to be confused with "Yo" being used as a slang term to greet a fellow person. Understanding this, we can take it that the name "Joe" is the set-up to the joke, as the person will likely ask for the surname of this "Joe" to distinguish which Joe they are referring to, at which point the response is "Joe M4ma". "M4ma" in this sense is a street slang reference to "Mother", as in: The mother of the person involved. This is funny as, when put together, the person has been told that the "Joe" was in-fact their own mother.
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Joe Mama! Lmao gottem!
by TiagoMama13 July 20, 2020
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Mama birded

When you get a blow job but the girl comes up and throws up to feed your baby dick
Matt Brunell got mama birded by angel
by Bagels 8V8 January 20, 2017
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WHOA MAMA

You find a hot woman on the internet, pretty self explanatory If id say..
( mostly simps use this word )
Me: *scrolling on instagram and a hot woman pops up*
Me: WHOA MAMA awOOOga
by Whenyouyouwhenyouwhem July 18, 2021
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mama smoke

colin and nathan are pretty incredible but i think we can all agree that mama smoke is the coolest :)
by axel_lexa October 21, 2020
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Obama yo mama

The act of eating a load of vegatables enough for your shit to get really hard and bulky and then take somebody of you don’t like’s mom, squat over their face and start pushing your shit out really hard while repeating “YES WE CAN!!!!! YES WE CAN!!!!”
Person to someone they don’t like: “Hey bitch I’m gonna obama yo mama you better watch out yo window tonight or else you gon catch me obamaing yo momma”
by Acidmofo September 18, 2023
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