Ugly Dan: Hey be my friend
Girl 1: Ok
Ugly Dan: Lets go to your house we can have food there oh and can I have some money to buy something I don’t have any allowance.
Girl 1: Um, ok. Here’s 10,000$
Ugly Dan: SORRY I have to go.
Girl 1: Ok
Ugly Dan: Lets go to your house we can have food there oh and can I have some money to buy something I don’t have any allowance.
Girl 1: Um, ok. Here’s 10,000$
Ugly Dan: SORRY I have to go.
by toby x shrek August 12, 2021

A pseudo white kid that likes anime and playing video games. A nerd on the outside, but a taco eatin brownie on the inside trying to hide from ICE
by Fuckaloo3000 November 21, 2021

A piece of crap who likes to fuck your infant sister. He also says he's good at fortnite , but we all know that's false.
by yum yum123456789 May 9, 2019

“Aw mate heard you got pied by some girl the other day”
“Nah mate it was me who pied her, just told her to dans”
“Nah mate it was me who pied her, just told her to dans”
by Karol Maple June 7, 2019

Hym "Oh shit and Dan is a Jew? Wow! So that's the deal, huh? The Jews are trying to destroy me! Their going to come after me with their schizophrenic delusions of superiority! That is hilarious! What an absolute joke!"
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

by madi x October 30, 2022
