Hard-Off

When you sober up while fucking an ugly broad (Swamp Donkey), the penis actually retacts inword.

Fuckin fat bitch was so ugly I got the worst hard-off ever

by Cellodude February 8, 2006

shipped off

A way to say that somebody was either transferred, moved, or forced out.

He got shipped off to boot camp so he can be scared straight.

by KRHimself May 24, 2005

rub it off

masturbation done for the purpose of getting over lust for someone. The "it" in "rub it off" is the sexual attraction.

The term is similar to brush it off, but is explicitly sexual.

If a hater talks shit to you, you can brush it off and get on with your life. If a bad bitch is stuck in your head, you can't brush it off: You gotta rub it off.

Holy shit! That girl on the airplane was so hot! I can't think knowing a chick that fine exists!

Dude, you're never going to see her again. Rub it off and get on with your life.

by The Supporter rides again July 11, 2011

Buzzed Off

To be angry, to be mad, or to be upset.

Tom: "damnit, this piece of crap buzzes me off!"

or

Billy: "What the fuck are you so buzzed off at me for?!"

by Cursed666 July 2, 2009

wing off

To go crazy and punch someone

Shut the fuck up Al, before I Wing off on you

by SN1ZZY July 5, 2006

Tweeting off

Similar to jacking off, but with the help of TWITTER.
Can also be used as an insult.

Go tweet off u little twit.
Stop tweeting off so much, you'll go blind.

by srocks March 22, 2009

cocked off

the act of being vigorously masturbated by another person.

The two chums, after having cocked off one another, went out for delicious pastries.

by Grannyporn666 February 23, 2009