Gary Noob

A member of the community with little hair, a Gary Noob is tardy on a regular basis. Seriously challenged mentally and physically a Gary Noob is an under achiever at work, in game and while on the dance mat. Enjoys Pokemon, Toy Soldiers and riding hand.

Person 1: Robert absolutely destroyed him on the dance mat.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Gary Noob.

by Bob Dinger August 24, 2011

Noob

A word mainly used by salty kids in Roblox or any online game. It's a word that's always used the wrong way. People always think Noob means stupid, trash, etc. But the actual definition is new player.

The wrong way:
P1: OMG HACKER NOOB HOWD YOU KILL ME TRASH NOOB
P2: My account is older than you

The right way:
P1: Hi guys sorry if I'm bad I am a noob
P2: It's fine just hope you're not the last player

by 00ChopDatNigga00 October 13, 2018

Noob Tube

Term used for the XM1014 or, Leone YG1265 (as it was previously known), Auto Shotgun in the Counter-Strike series of online multiplayer first person shooter games. Named for being a large bore weapon for new players, the shotgun is overpowered, has a high rate of fire, and does not require much aiming. This enables noobs to run and gun up close, which is the only way they can get kills as they can't aim. Named after the trial weapon code of the USMC, it's really the Benelli M4 shotgun.

All the other definitions assigning the term's definition to more modern games are from ignorant kids who don't appreciate what came before them.

"&#^$^!!! I just got the butt-sex from some chode with a noob tube from behind!"

by Saint Kliegl April 25, 2022

noob

someone dead at the game

your such a noob

by coolboy_111111 June 23, 2018

Noob-Cannon

1: A label given to any weapon that is deemed over powered

2: The AWP

Oh mai gawd! You fuckin n00b! Wth ur fuckin Noob-Cannon!

by Capacop1997 December 19, 2010

Noob

To be totally bad at something or another way of saying loser, lame, trash or bot in the new way

Bro those 1900 kids called us a loser so we got dem back in 2019 and called dem noobs at stuff

by MLG_Master December 5, 2019

re-noob

After an extended absence in online gaming, a re-noob is a formerly proficient player who now finds himself making noob-level mistakes.

I haven't played WOW in years! I keep making noob mistakes. I'm a re-noob.

by teeda2 November 21, 2010