Michael

Michael is usually a ginger and often ugly, but is always white. He makes you think he loves you and breaks ur heart when something terrible is already going on with you and he feels like he cant be there for you what so ever, and he isnt someone you can trust because the second you get on his bad side, he wil spill all ur secrets. He usually has a small dick, but acts like a dick 24-7. He is a fuckface ginger piece of trash that you cant depend on or love. But he is ofted liked by alot of girls. He is often loved by blonds either named Summer, Arianna, or Savannah.

"Wow that guys being a real dick"

"No, you must mean tjat hes being a real Michael Brycki IV"

by I love dick 123 June 17, 2017

Michael Phelps

A term used to describe a male who has an extremely sexy and hot body but an ugly face.

Girl 1: Look at that guy over there, his six pack is so sexy.

Girl 2: Yeah but his nose is kinda big and his teeth are sorta crooked.

Girl 1: I guess he's just another Michael Phelps.

by David Swayze October 17, 2008

Michael Kors

Clothing designer. Also known as "best designer ever," Michael hosts the show "Project Runway."

Did you see Michael Kors new apparel collection?

by mk<3'smk February 21, 2010

Michael Jordan

God!

Michael jordan is a God

by NycBull3tz April 8, 2009

michael jordan

An ass-kicking, free-point making, three-point shooting, son of a gun basketball player. That does not collect his SUB CLUB stamps.

Subway Employee: Sir, do you collect your stamps?

Customer: NO, I dont, but I eat here everyday.

Subway EMPLOYEE: Thats so Michael Jordan.

by Jagu Doha April 18, 2004

Michael Guy

Michael Guy is a guitar player from Los Angeles who has played with bands such as House Of Lords, Shark Island, Fire, and New York. Videos were directed by Michael Bay (Transformers) and be viewed on You Tube.

Michael Guy, Musician, House Of Lords, Lead Guitarist, Rockstar

by Michael Guy March 4, 2008

michael savage

A "conservative" talk-radio host who has become a living parody of himself, and helps reinforce the stereotype of the bigoted & anti-freedom right-winger.

Like Michael Moore on the left, Michael Savage does far more harm to the Right than he will ever realize.

Michael Savage was attacking Al Gore's "campaign of global warming fearmongering", and then shortly went off on a diatribe about how most immigrants want to kill Americans.

WTF?

by Jimmy F. March 28, 2007