usually Matthews are tall and cringe. his best friend is probably his female cousin. he gives all his money friends though and writes essays to people on their birthdays. when you meet a Matthew you will be unsure whether he is gay or not.
by Vladimir Gluten September 02, 2021
Thomas Matthew Crooks was a hero.
by yannick schwul of die schnelle May 22, 2025
A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.
Dude 1: "Did you see the Trump shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"
by eurodancing July 14, 2024
by Kumasi October 10, 2016
Matthew Saldana can be annoying af ! You can't trust him sometimes. If you lend him money he won't pay you back ! He's like bipolar bc sometimes he can be all chill and then the next moment he starts telling you shit ! But he's funny ig
by Marissa_Savage July 12, 2017
Davin Matthews normal Comes with one big nut one small nut, davin Matthews will get his penis sucked by Brian atleast once them go into a drug psychosis
He looks like a davin Matthews
by Jmhemi January 08, 2023
A highly intellectual, spirtual being with a beautiful soul, an amazing mind and an out of this world body. One of a kind, anybody who crosses his path is lucky to have known him and anybody in his life are the luckiest human beings to have lived. An amazing Father who keeps his family loved, safe and protected. Truly the most divine spirit to have walked this Earth. (Also has a huuuuuuuge Penis that I love very much)
I Love You Matthew Daniel Pell.
I Love You Matthew Daniel Pell.
by BeautifulVagina November 06, 2017