Three legged stool

When you leave a dump and it resembles three poopy legs sticking back up.

Dag nabbit, we're outta tp, and I just left a three legged stool in the shitter.

by The Turdhammers Dad February 23, 2022

Slapping the turkey leg

The act of masturbation while having a hand inserted into your anus

Bigs "Where was Frank last night?"
Biff "Oh Frank was slapping the turkey leg all night."

by The turkey leg of minith Morgu September 03, 2021

three legged antelope

A laydown: the weakest of the pack.
Generally referring to a person drunk enough to start making some bad decisions. Generally precluded the following morning with the "walk of shame"

Did you hear about Lou last night? He totally took down that three legged antelope!

by blacklung April 21, 2009

whale prick legs

another word for cankles. big calves with no shape to them at all.

hey! did you see josh wearing them shorts. he has whale prick legs.

by styles2 June 19, 2011

forest gump leg

The most deadly powerful gut destroying kick delivered from the side.

Jason told Broderick, "give him the forest gump leg!!!"

by Beardy February 10, 2017

Stomp on my leg

To make someone feel an obligation to do something. Normally used with an overarching sarcastic tone. See also: twist my arm

Friend 1: Bro I’m not sure about this Jessica girl
Friend 2: Dude… just kiss her already
Friend 1: Fine just stomp on my leg haha

by Denverdiva840 September 20, 2021

t-rex legs

Extremely beefy and muscular legs, the opposite of chicken legs.

People say I skip leg day, but look at these t-rex legs!

by ThereAren'tAnyNamesLeft January 15, 2018