LoGaN's definitions

shitcockmotherfucker

The name of my cat!

Here shitcockmotherfucker
here shitcockmotherfucker come inside shitcockmotherfucker

by logan December 21, 2003

Butt Thug

Someone who stealthily gets booty usually a man from another man. Synonym: Butt Pirate

They the butt thug tried to take my pants off but I shot him with a compound bow.

by Logan November 10, 2003

metrosexual

A man (havn't heard this one used on women) who has a good taste, who often takes good care of themselves and their belongings. They are self-assured in themselves enough to express their feelings with out fear of feeling like they are homosexual in the process. They are often mistaken for homosexuals in denial.

"He was so well dressed and good looking I was afraid he might have been gay until we had a chat and I ended up taking him home with me that night."

by Logan January 24, 2005

kolachode

A kolache that is misshapen or deform

Dude you ate all the sausage eggs, and all you left me was this fucking kolachode. Asshole.

by Logan March 27, 2005

farmer snort

See also, snot rocket
Holding one nostril closed, and exhaling through the open one. Good way to avoid taking tissue into the mountain, where guide or counselers may make you "pack it out."

Farmer Snorting is efficient and fun.

by Logan May 15, 2005

SWE

acronym for "smoke weed everyday"

A: life sucks dont it?
B: yeah, what can you do about it tho?
A: SWE

by Logan June 6, 2005

burgle

To steal one's hamburger

Jessica burgled my big 'n tasty and i had to settle for a big mac.

by Logan February 1, 2005