Three Legged Elephant

A noun meaning insufficient or ridiculously inadequate, in relation to an elephant with three legs.

Y'all are running up and down the court like a bunch of three legged elephants.

Don't just throw the ball around like a bunch of three legged elephants.

by Walker Ward August 6, 2012

one-legged snowman

golf term for shooting a 9 on one hole (similar to an 8, commonly referred to as a snowman.)

I was having a great round through 16, until I double-bogeyed 17, and then closed with a one-legged snowman on 18.

by golf_junkie August 12, 2008

Three legged stool

When you leave a dump and it resembles three poopy legs sticking back up.

Dag nabbit, we're outta tp, and I just left a three legged stool in the shitter.

by The Turdhammers Dad February 23, 2022

5 legged caribou

A man on all fours, whose dick is so big it touches the ground.

Im about to get that 5 legged Caribou.

by Romy Hart July 6, 2014

Scooby Doo Legs

When you are running so fast and can't slow down that your legs start swinging out to the sides in circles like in Scooby Doo

I starting running down the steep hill and before I knew it I lost control of my speed and got Scooby Doo Legs.

by LoGaN May 17, 2014

Left leg syndrome

When you beat your dick so hard your left or right leg went numb.

"Ahh man..."
"what?"
"I think I have left leg syndrome."

by Suicide helpline April 4, 2017

Slapping the turkey leg

The act of masturbation while having a hand inserted into your anus

Bigs "Where was Frank last night?"
Biff "Oh Frank was slapping the turkey leg all night."

by The turkey leg of minith Morgu September 2, 2021