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Karen

Slang term in English speaking countries for a person who presents as a middle-aged female demanding to speak to the manager, or who otherwise complains about trivial shit. Karen is annoying and she usually operates from a position of bitter entitlement. The positive side of Karen is that she has a suppressed, raging sex drive that leads her to act out disgusting, depraved fantasies until her filthy needs are satisfied. So the next time you see a Karen blathering to the manager about how the checkout lines are inappropriately staffed, just know she's in a hurry to get to a gangbang with homeless dudes at a shitty motel on the outskirts of town and she doesn't want to be late.
Me: "Ugh. Karen is complaining to anyone who'll listen about how contraceptives shouldn't be out in plain view on aisle 7."
My friend Buford: "She hates condoms. I fucked her in a gangbang last week and she was complaining about how latex makes her snatch itchy and she insisted we all go bareback."
by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021
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Karen

Singular: Karen.
Plural: A homeschool of Karens.

A woman who puts her perceived "reality" above the needs and concerns of others.

A Karen is often narrow-minded, usually unaware of how the world works outside of her personal buble, but always thinks she has the solution if people would just do what she says. This leads to a constant state of entitlement which is how they are most easily recognized.

Many will claim that a Karen is a white woman between 30-50 years of age, but they can be found at any age and any nationality. They are just most common with those particular traits.

Karens can be found on both the extreme left and right political spectrum. On the left you get: aggressive vegans, new age spiritualists, Goop supporters, and organic produce advocates.

While the right is filled with: wealthy stay at home moms who believe their kids can do no wrong, proselytizing evangelicals who believe in prayer over medicine, flat-earthers, Q-anon supporters, and bigots.

Note that all of the above are groups which have a loud and vocal minority. It is part of the selfrighetous belief that they are special because they are part of a small group that is right.

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A group of Karens is known as a homeschool of Karens. Just like a murder of crows or a parlement of owls, the group name “homeschool” describes the characteristics of a Karen.
One Karen complaining about whether her salad is organic is bad enough. But a homeschool of Karens for Sunday brunch is my own personal hell. - your waiter
by Strait_Literal September 17, 2021
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heres some things a karen would say uwu
"iF YOU DARN KIDS DONT STOP SKATEBOARDIN ON MY ROAD IM CALLING THE SHERIFF" "its my body my choice so i dont have to wear a mask but its YOUR body MY choice when it comes to abortion" "homosexuality is a sin! god hates you! youre going to hell!" "transgenders are sinners and pedophiles! stop transing your gender!!!!!!!!"
by evan_was_here September 23, 2021
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A derogatory term generated on the internet which is used to describe women who attempt to express themselves. It used to refer to women of a certain “type” who caused trouble in unnecessary situations or complained about trivial things, but more and more it is used to refer to women in general who speak their minds about any topic. There is no widely accepted equivalent for men who ask to speak to managers, who get angry about something in public, or who speak their minds, therefore this is a chauvinistic term and unacceptable for use in an educated modern society.
A woman expresses a thought or opinion
Others: “Ok, Karen”
Stacy has no response because she doesn’t know anyone named Karen and has just been dismissed and invalidated by two words.
by 𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝙆𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙣 September 30, 2021
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A pseudo name for someone who, against all knowledge, research, education or common knowledge, has a sook over anything that is mildy inconvenient.
Struth, Jason was complaining that he could only go on 2 international holidays this year instead of 3 due to COVID, what a Karen.
by Thick_Dad_Wrists October 13, 2021
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Derogatory name for a woman (usually Caucasian) who knows her rights and isn’t afraid to speak up for herself and others. Often the subject of envy and jealousy from those who can’t or won’t educate or stand up for themselves and accuse her of being privileged. A highly effective, self driven, tactic of authoritative patriarchal societies to subjugate and control women through the use of ridicule and shame and divide and conquer strategies that utilizes the ignorant, compliant and passive to target those who educate and advocate for themselves and others.
Why isn’t she treated as badly as everyone else around here. She’s such a Karen.
by CelestialDawn123@gmail.com October 15, 2021
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She is kind and a wonderful grandma but if she is an mom she is a bastard ass hoe, but when an grandma she will buy you everything and love you. Prob divorced tho and has a crazy family with kids named Caroline, Erik, and Heidi. and suffers with ADD but overall is a bitch and kind.
DONT EVER SAY THAT AGAIN TO ME *YELLS FOR 5 MIN*

Grandma karen later -4 MINUTES LATER

hey mya im sry about yelling at you
by fdpsinovdosvdfn October 15, 2021
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