Jocke

The type of Father who got 7 kids and work nightime for a taxi-company and building-company.

Loves a really cheap Rasberry-cream.

Always helps his kids with sports.
Pushes his kids to practice in the backyard.
His kids knees are often broke.

"What type of Father do you gonna be?"
"Hopefully, a Jocke"

by bbkya April 17, 2018

jockrock

A man with a small cock but massive ego

“You’re talking a lot of shit for a man with such a tiny cock, you jockrock!”

by Fred2007 June 15, 2018

Jocking

The act of mastebating furiously for males. Slang for mastebating in St.lucia

Check damun, his hands red from jocking too much!!!!!!

by St.lucian boss July 4, 2018

Jocks

1. A group of (usually) guys who play sports, the term is usually used in a dierogatory fashion to show distane for those who place sports in high regard
2. A Australian term for underwear

1. God I fucking hate how all the girls go for the jocks !
2. Now that I nicked her jocks me and the mates are gonna go have a flog behind the schoolyard

by Type one Taylor July 5, 2018

jockle

period of 7 hours; period of 420 minutes.

Taking about VHS’s being worn out for good will be banned forever in 4/7 jockle. I’m serious.

by Chafe Ball July 8, 2018

jock in a wad

When someone gets offended easily when you didn’t mean anything by it.

Mitch: dude why would you say that?!?!

Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.

by Bruh, chill. July 12, 2018

Jocksist

The state of being prejudice towards jocks.

Your a Jocksist!

by Svynvnom October 13, 2018