Jesus Speaking 

The art of Jesus speaking,talking to dead people through a microwave.

Frank : What are you going to do today?
Anthony : I'm going to do some Jesus speaking
Frank : Who will you talk to?
Anthony : Actually whoever replies lol.

Jesus Speaking by Zxkred June 22, 2018

Jesus banger 

A religious song or hymn, often sung as part of a primary school assembly.

Sing hosanna is a right Jesus banger.

Jesus banger by Lulublu November 24, 2018

Jesus my friend

If you ever meet someone named Jesus your very lucky he is always there for you and he is always tryna play fight he is very strong loyal and when you in a bad situation he will help you so that’s what a great friend is.

Jesus my friend

Jesus my friend by zDeagleX January 6, 2019

Jesus Boner

When you are flaccid, but you really need to get up in there...You pray to Jesus and he delivers a massive boner.

"Please give me this Jesus boner, Christ. To fuck this chick/dude!"

Jesus Boner by TheBonePolice January 9, 2019

Jesus Fatigue 

The mis-spelling of "Je suis fatigué" Also means that you are so tired, you turn into Jesus.

"I have jesus fatigue..."

"Jesus Fatigue..." "Quoi???" "Désolé, *Je suis fatigué"

Jesus Fatigue by LogLegoMan21 May 24, 2019

Jesus H. Christ 

An exclamatory statement made to show intense emotion. The "H" stands for Helen, which is Jesus' middle name.

"I just wanna lather myself up with heavy whipping cream and roll around the kitchen"
"Jesus H. Christ, please stop talking right now. Also, the H in that sentence stood for Helen."
"Okay.

Jesus H. Christ by HAMonWRY June 15, 2019

Jesus Nudes 

they said Jesus news, you hear Jesus nudes.

give them Jesus Nudes.

Jesus Nudes by nigerianprince August 12, 2019