missouri beans

When one is caught in the act of using a ladle to apply baked beans into ones ass and proceed to push them out through either a fart or a shart.

Damn bro I didnt know you liked to apply your beans Missouri style.
Missouri Beans - Beans being shit out ones ass after being applied

by beanyboi July 30, 2018

yard beans

A Mexican (or any Latino immigrant) hired to do yard work. May or may not be approved by our great President, Donald Trump.

"Wow, those yard beans did a really good job on our lawn! Hope they didn't steal anything on the way out."

by J.B. America August 24, 2018

cool beans

something that is SO cool it is completely awesome!

Your shirt looks cool beans!

by KWEENISCOOLBEANS January 31, 2019

Sex beans

Referring to testes, balls, testicles, nuts etc...

Mother: Do you know where your testes are?
Son: Oh, you mean my sex beans?

by Spiffy216 May 30, 2018

Holding the beans

Another way of saying that you or someone is holding in diarrhea because there are no bathrooms available or nearby for you to use

Ex1. Hurry up in there! I’ve been holding the beans for too long!

Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.

by Someone odd July 6, 2019

Spectacular bean

When a person is stupid but a amazing person

“Shut up your spectacular bean”
“I’m a spectacular bean”

by Terry kush July 15, 2019

Bean Surprise

When a man fills his pockets completely with baked beans, and a women then reaches in and jacks him off through the soupy beans.

Hey man I heard vandyke went and got a fat Bean Surprise from some hooker last night

by Flahugulus Bouglar July 31, 2019