fruit twister

Pussy ass fucking bitch nigga

Dang . He played you? What a fucking fruit twister !

by potatoaang March 6, 2016

fruit squirts

Diarrhea associated with eating bad produce.

I ate a pear and it gave me the fruit squirts. I think it was rotten

by fruitsquirtguy April 18, 2016

Fruit by the Foot

Way of saying you got a long dick.

"Bro, you got a tic tac down there."
"Nigga I got a fruit by the foot that needs to be unrolled everytime it needs use."

by Rap-Tore June 3, 2016

fruitaphile

Someone who is sexually attracted to fruits. (Not the gay kind but actual fruits)

I saw Bobby fucking a fruit the other day, he is such a fruitaphile!

by Theron103 May 19, 2016

Fruit Loop

A gay guys asshole

Dude 1: your fruit loop is really sweet!
Dude2: thank you, isn't it tight?
Dude 1: it will not be after I'm done with it!!!!

by actuallytotallynotgay July 21, 2016

Fruitcake'd

The idea when 2 good things combine into 1 bad thing.
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"Fruit, good. Cake, great! Fruitcake, nasty crap." - Jim Gaffigan

It's too bad "Dragon Ball: Evolution" was Fruitcake'd, it had a lot of potential.

by DerpSK September 6, 2016

fruit snack blunt

A pack of gushers poured into a fruit roll up and rolled like a blunt.

He hobbled the fruit snack blunt with two hands.

by Dru Taylor October 2, 2016