Douche

A red-neck kid from the central Oregon coastal town of Newport.

Man, Cory is such a douche

by Joe mama foo February 7, 2009

food douche

1. Someone who thinks his taste in food is real good when actually it isn't.
2. Someone whose taste in food only follows what overating crowds say or what the price says.

Ken Wey is such a food douche, he thinks Tony Romas is good just because the food there is pricey and overrated by the crowd.

by Jealousyks August 27, 2009

douche canoe

a giant group of assholes, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died

well im glad to see this thread has turned into a douche canoe.

by cmz II January 14, 2008

a douche bag

A huge bag of shit.

That guy is a bag of shit.

You mean a douche bag?

Fuck you.

by why god March 1, 2009

douche baggery

How one measures how big of a douche bag someone is is.

"Bill Rajewski's busting some poor old guy's chops on a Monday morning, his level of douche baggery rises with every passing moment

by Jon Anderson July 25, 2008

Douche-a-holic

One who is so totally a douchebag, that they can do nothing but act / perform every task as a douchebag; they have progressed far beyond the occasional douche lapse, and have descended into excessive, abusive douche levels; similar to an alcoholic who can not stop drinking and is dependent on alcohol, this person can not stop acting/performing as a douchebag. They are a douche-a-holic

A: I hate my boss, he's such a douche
B: Oh yeah? No one is worse than my boss, he's a douche-a-holic!

someone obviously cuts you off, turning in front of you when you have the right of way -

"You Douche!"!

then the culprit proceeds to flip you the bird in the rearview mirror-
"Douche-a-holic!"

by glurb June 4, 2009

Douche Magh

The Persian variant of douche bag. Can be used to refer specifically to a Persian who is a douche bag, or can be used by a fobby Persian in place of the traditional term

Mahnaz: Tania, wake up for your eye surgery!

Tania: I'M ALREADY AWAKE YOU DOUCHE MAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by mcpain2006 June 7, 2009