But then if IIIIIIII do it

Basically its a saying girls use when they see beautiful women do task while still looking like a super model but then if they do it, its a total mess

*Kylie Jenner pee's her pants and looks beautiful

me: but then if IIIIIIII do it

by lola bitch April 4, 2020

Do the alphabet

Giving oral to a girl whilst making the letters of the alphabet with your tounge. A way for girls to ask for oral.

Her : "Hey babe"
Him: "Yes?"
Her: "Can you do the alphabet?"
Him: "Let's 69 it?"

by 1234angellily4321 June 9, 2013

do a benji

Get pissed then "pilot" your car home

I didnt want to wait for a taxi after Beerfest so i decided to do a benji

by Bennybullshit December 18, 2018

Doing a Dunn

Named after a failed piece of skill performed by then Birmingham City midfielder David Dunn against local rivals Aston Villa; 'doing a Dunn' means to attempt to perform a piece of skill that is beyond your ability.

Look at him over there talking to that girl way out of his league. He's 'doing a Dunn'.

by mtalbot2987 January 5, 2012

to do a close

Doing a close is the action of going out at night to a party and one does not succeed in the girls category. As a result, the close will drink away his regrets and mope about asking himself about all the various possibilities as to why he had not succeeded. After much self-deliberation, he will conclude that it's his looks or his intellectual ability. After beating himself up, he will shit himself and go to hospital, waking up stark naked wishing that one day he will be able to overtake his friends and younger brother in succeedinng with the opposite sex.

Maisy: I just parred Jack!
Pippa: Me too, I'm scared he is going to do a close.
Maisy: He's already depressed.
Pippa: just wait until the poo comes.

by RobYourNob June 20, 2011

Doing a Joanna

When you get with someone a minimum of 10 years older than yourself.

Last night I was out in the club and ended up doing a Joanna

by Lol26 May 26, 2017

Doing a John

Entering a public toilet and using the facilities improperly; often involves leaving faeces in the toilet bowl without initiating the flush mechanism.

"See that bloke over there, the one with a newspaper, he is doing a John."

"Dirty bastard"

by Graham Marsh October 22, 2004