dink-do

when a man's belly protrudes much farther than his penis. because his belly stiks out farther than his dink do. (does)

Oh man, Carl has put on some weight. He better be carefull or he'll get a dink-do!

by sarabella July 30, 2006

Doing a Jayne

The act of fouling a public bathroom with excrement

Someone has been doing a Jayne in that bathroom, there's shit everywhere!

by Season with dill December 22, 2019

Doing a John

Entering a public toilet and using the facilities improperly; often involves leaving faeces in the toilet bowl without initiating the flush mechanism.

"See that bloke over there, the one with a newspaper, he is doing a John."

"Dirty bastard"

by Graham Marsh October 22, 2004

Doing a Blob

Purposefully removing oneself from a sexually pleasureable expierence.

"Man did you hear about Blob, doing a Blob? He totally backed out of having his dick sucked by a hot girl."

by explicit x trollololol October 20, 2011

Do-ped

Some wanker who thinks he is hard as fuck on his 3 wheeled pink scooter riding on the side of the road like the little cunt they know they are

Little girl: *gets on scooter*
Fat man in a car: “don’t be a fuckin do-ped”

by Kier init November 10, 2019

To do a Kel

When one attempts to trump to hard and thus inadvertently sprays bottom chocolate all over their dressing gown and down their legs.

Pwarh... Did you just skid? Did you just do a Kel?

'To do a Kel'

by evil salty March 10, 2013

Doing a Joanna

When you get with someone a minimum of 10 years older than yourself.

Last night I was out in the club and ended up doing a Joanna

by Lol26 May 26, 2017