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Death

Yup. And they’re going to get what they want too. Because... you know... You can’t not die. HURRAY!!!
Hym “Uh huh... I’m rooting for the death too. I’d still like to know if the charlatan saw the maze. Or maybe his wife. That’s going to be fun. Either way it would be inconclusive because I could very well forgive him at some point and it could be the creature trying to lull me into a false sense of security.... I mean, if you did see it it means that I can’t forgive because you’re going to try do whatever it takes to not go back to the maze. Up to and including trying to kill the creature yourself (which it’ll just make it easier to kill but hey). That’s pretty extreme rhetoric though.”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
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Death by Douche

Powerful hydrojet force applied to the rectum and/or vagina causing massive internal trauma, organ dissection and generalized, over-inflative destriction.
It was awful; we was gettin' ready to race and just as he hit the jet ski throttle she done flipped off the back. The water jet went thru her legs and just 'bout split her in half; guts a blasted everywhare 'n her head damn near pop'd off.
Damn; death by douche.
by YAWA April 15, 2023
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Death Stare

When someone looks at you directly with a gaze so intense, it feels as though they want to kill you.
"You took everything from me."
"I don't even know who you are."
She gave him a death stare and said "You will."
by yoursmaya July 22, 2023
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Death Clap

A fart so powerful it hurts. A fart that makes your ass clap.
Jane: “oh man I farted so hard it was like a death clap!”
by Bookie Finger October 12, 2023
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Weilandiand Death

An affliction that afflicts much of today's younger workforce. It is usually a combination of the Columbian Cold in a addition to a brutal Hangover AND lack of sleep. Symptoms vary WILDLY from victim to victim. The only known cure for this afflictionis a salt water flush. (Also known as Weilandiand Detah)
"IT's Saturday...No one showed.. They all have the Weilandiand Death"

"She has the immune system of a potato so catches the Weilandiand Death every Friday"
by TehBrock July 22, 2008
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thread death

A post that competely kills a thread or ends a discussion.
Tom: How are you doing? How was work?
Tim: lol
Tom: wow... thread death
by gamble1022 June 11, 2009
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Pink Death

A) (NOUN) A very unpleasant and painful death. Happens when one is suddenly impaled with 7-20 tiny, glowing pink shards which, after a few seconds, explode violently and tear the victim's body apart. This is most commonly experienced in the HALO games, but can be simulated in real life with the use of a lot of weed.

B) (NOUN) A very unpleasant but surprisingly fulfilling end, where one is hammered to death by seismic pelvic thrusts. These are often administered during sex by the victim's partner.
A) HALO PLAYER 1: Haha! Eat pink death, B•TCH!!!

HP2: Oh no! *explodes*

HP1: Hey, is that his spleen?

B) PRIEST: We are here today to remember this young man,

who was brutally murdered with Pink Death, by

his wife, Judith.

AUDIENCE MEMBER: Judith, you dog!
by iDS-WOTD September 10, 2011
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