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Donald Trump

Will save our country.

Will dance to YMCA
Is orange
Is both 45th and 47th president
Better speaker than all of the democrats
Business man
Tim: do you know Donald Trump
Jim: how could I not, he saved our country!
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Better qualified than Donald Trump

A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.
This snowglobe depicting the Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.

This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.

This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.

This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
by doubleghost March 28, 2024
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Donald Trump

Current President of the United States (2025), destroyer of economies and purveyor of cheese puff skin
"Did you see the news on Donald Trump and his tariffs?"
"Yeah man my stocks are down like 3000%."
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Donald Trump

The Annoying Orange's real name.
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Donald Trump

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Donald Trump

An incompetent, evil moron who isn't just a regular moron, It's like he's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. and 77,284,118 people simultaneously decided to put him in charge of the entire country.
Wow, This is almost as bad as when Donald Trump was still alive.
by Jaern1053 May 20, 2025
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Donald Trump

Donald Trump is the stupidest president the united states has ever had. Why the fuck did they elect an orange to be president? He is known for being a stupid beeatch who only cares about himself.
Who is stupid enough to vote for Donald Trump
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