by Swuduusud May 29, 2019
Get the Dan Murphymug. That person is such a dan
by #meme lord May 17, 2019
Get the Danmug. 
Dan is a 'man' who makes lots of promises and never keeps them. He makes arrangements for a 'fuck' but then makes excuses to why the 'fuck' is not happening. If you want to fuck him, you would normally have to follow him to Spain or a seedy seaside resort in England, full of crackheads, he thinks his cock is that fuckinfantastic that women should travel miles to have it slapped round their face.... but then he blows them out at the last moment.
Dans' can normally be found chatting shit on the internet, licking windows in caravan parks or masturbating in public toilets. They tend to be hypochondriacs, who like lots of sympathy and are a little bit simple, they also answer to the name 'Harvs' or 'Cunt'.
Overall Dan tends to be a let down, but you can have lots of fun taking the piss out of him, his small willy and small brain and the fact that he is a pussy
Dans' can normally be found chatting shit on the internet, licking windows in caravan parks or masturbating in public toilets. They tend to be hypochondriacs, who like lots of sympathy and are a little bit simple, they also answer to the name 'Harvs' or 'Cunt'.
Overall Dan tends to be a let down, but you can have lots of fun taking the piss out of him, his small willy and small brain and the fact that he is a pussy
'I was gonna get my dirtbox smashed last night, but the bloke 'done a Dan'
'Done a Dan' means a no show and no fucking
'Done a Dan' means a no show and no fucking
by BagelSquasher September 16, 2022
Get the Danmug. Dan is a basketball, badminton and chess player. His favorite color is blue, his birthday's September 13, which makes him a Virgo. He's 5'9, but thin. His favorite emoticon is :P. He's a private person, barely any posts on social media. He only has fb, no instagram or twitter. Just a very chill, lowkey guy. He's simple, but can be very funny. He loves cats! He only ever shares videos and photos of cats, and to think a grown guy does that, It's funny and cute! He's got the brains too.
Oh and, he's also Sof's husband. yup.
Oh and, he's also Sof's husband. yup.
"Damn that guy's hella cool, he must be named Dan or something. Coz isn't that the epitome of perfection?"
by jungkooksboxers January 18, 2021
Get the Danmug. by Anyone ;) November 12, 2020
Get the Trill danmug. A person who is a living virus.
Once in contact with dan cavs u will suffer large diarrhoea and then will shortly die of shitting too much
Once in contact with dan cavs u will suffer large diarrhoea and then will shortly die of shitting too much
by Takeituptheass69 October 5, 2019
Get the Dan cavmug.