pancake crotch

A slang used to describe a small male anatomy, similar to the appearance of the crotch area of a Ken doll.

Gord: Who's that guy over there?

Kate: Oh...don't bother with him, he has a pancake crotch.

by laddie85 April 20, 2010

crotch mullet

Business in the front (penis / vagina)

Party at the back (anus)

When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina

1: Mate, I went down on this chick and she had a full on crotch mullet!

2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!

by lollerfishy June 22, 2011

Creamy Crotch

A stinking genital area dripping with cum "cream" and smells like straight up salt.

Yo, ... My man bruces mom has a right "Creamy Crotch"
I know yeah wasnt that from here drippy Boyfriend

by ItzFazza911 May 14, 2017

curry crotch

An annoying Indian

That professor was a real curry crotch.

by 3pumpdump December 24, 2016

Getting crotched

When two people go into the scissoring position fully clothed and rub, commonly used in Utah among Mormons

Last night I was getting crotched by that floozie

by dangerdan29 December 29, 2023

Crotch Rocket

A small street bike

I almost died tryna ride that Crotch Rocket

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018

crotch waffles

herpes; or kids who camp in call of duty 4

I hate crotch waffles on the xbox.

by lupert2869 April 13, 2009