Fruit from the loins of people with no fucking parenting skills, aka children. They typically appear feral with no apparent parental supervision. They lack discipline, respect, self awareness or basic education. They can typically be found in Walmart, Target and ER waiting rooms. Pajama and slipper wearing parents may or may not be found in the general vicinity.
Who does this feral crotch goblin belong to? It just opened a pack of sweets in the grocery store without paying for it. Where are the parents?
by Samesamebutdifferent78 May 19, 2025
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I’ve started calling my wife Ol’ Opossum Crotch cuz every time I go looking for something in bed she rolls over and plays dead.
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Get the Opossum Crotch mug.by Crotch socket liz September 9, 2020
Get the crotch socket mug.While eating dinner Mandy* looks to Lanna* and says you are a crotch cookie. Lanna replys "Thats just fine. Your anal speghetti, my pussy is sweet; your ass is spicey."
*names have been changed.
*names have been changed.
by Alanna Perry February 10, 2009
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"Hey why are you eating so much peanut butter?", "The peanut butter and jelly police are all crotch broke about my sandwich again"
"You can't put peanut butter and jelly in the deep fryer!", "Dude's all crotch broke I'm a better cook"
"You can't put peanut butter and jelly in the deep fryer!", "Dude's all crotch broke I'm a better cook"
by McGraze August 8, 2020
Get the crotch broke mug.Crotch rocket, a crotch rocket is a term for a motorcycle or cyclist that likes to gloat about having more than 2 cylinders, common things said by riders that own these bikes are that Harleys are slow, when in reality there trying to compensate for there tiny dick and how they think there special, these riders commonly are what are considered (see squid) squid, by old bikers for there lack of riding skills and how they act stupid on the road.
Jim: Look at the bozo on that crotch rocket
Joe: I bet he thinks he’s god or something on that crotch rocket, I hate squid riders
Joe: I bet he thinks he’s god or something on that crotch rocket, I hate squid riders
by Fucurbbrjcusve August 13, 2021
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