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Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).
That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.
by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025
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