Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).
by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025
Get the Coffee-beanedmug. .
by SuchBackSmacker March 11, 2025
Get the 《¤》I《¤》Jumped《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Coffee《¤》Table《¤》mug.