August, 29

Tell people that lauhgs like a window getting washed , to do their jobs!

Hey, its august, 29 you have to do your job!!

by Duck laugher April 11, 2023

August

August is an amazing person he totally deserves your mom

hes very good with pussy and boobs

totally send him boobie piks

august is god

by Ur moms dick November 22, 2021

August 18th

National eat your girlfriend out day!

Girlfriend: hey babe, todays august 18th. You know what that means..
Boyfriend: yep. Spread your legs in coming.

by cumwhire20 August 17, 2022

August 1st

The COOLEST people are born then they so swag and hot aswell

See that person there, they were born on August 1st, thats why they so swag

by Beryxoxo December 9, 2021

August 30th

The day nerds were born.

(/hj, my brother is born on this day, and we needed a slander definition for August 30th.)

August 30th, the day nerds were born.

by Maw62 February 9, 2025

August 1

National "Let your friend dick you down and give you the most diabolical extreme backshots ever" day!!

"YOOOO DUDE IM SCARED ITS AUGUST FIRST LETS LOCK OURSELVES IN A ROOM!!!"

"yeah okay why?"

...

little does he know.. its August 1..

by ObviiiiAL August 1, 2025

August 24

August 24 will be National Kobe Bryant Day because August is the 8th month and he wore number 8 and 24 is another number he wore. You can also honor his daughter on that day. So on that day we honor Kobe and Gigi.

Hey do you know what day it is?
No what day?
Its August 24 National Kobe Bryant day.

by Donald Carp January 28, 2020