Candy dangler

A person who metaphorically waves something in front of someones face that could result in feelings of inferiority or envy.

A person who is mocking someone's ability to not get something.

My sister was showing off her freedom to go out and party while I studied. What a candy dangler. LMAO

by Delisandwiches March 2, 2021

candi

Candy that is designed for a female market.

Hey, don't hog all the candi Brenda!

by karlkarl May 31, 2021

Candis

Sexy, intellient and loyal woman with blonde hair. Usually is a functioning addict. Very resourceful.

Look at that Candis, she is so sexy!

by Blue84 December 10, 2017

god’s candy

(Slang, vulgar) the build up of smegma, bodily fluids and sloughed skin cells under the male penile foreskin. Commonly referred to as “dick cheese” due to it’s sickly dairy scent.

“Dan marveled at the motherload of god’s candy on Ben’s stinky shaft.”

by Stalecracker-OG December 12, 2022

Candy farm

A candy farm is a bowl of candy that is set out for anyone to partake in.

The only reason I stay at my job is because my dick boss Mike has a good candy farm on his desk.

by Former President Jimmy Carter January 27, 2020

candy shark

most slayful candy boom sis shark in the universe (candy shark community members only)

CS4L

hey candy shark, shall we go to the muffin truck?

by Candy Shark Merry Perry May 22, 2023

throat candy

Throat Candy someone with a sexy voice

That guy is throat candy

by Diosthefixer October 13, 2019