Grass window

When someone is leaving their home to pursue a much more fulfilling existence because they are afraid they will get their testes blown off by a raging nymphomaniac

That grass window is filthy and it fucken stinks man , yeh I know but it keeps the sun out of my house which is all I need the window to do.

by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025

Windows 11

Windows XP: Good
Windows Vista: Bad
Windows 7: Good
Windows 8: Bad
Windows 10: Good
Windows 11: Can’t judge it because Microsoft are too strict with their system requirements

Gary: Hey bro! You got windows 11 yet?
Levi: No because I have a Microwave of a computer and it doesn’t meet the minimum requirements.

by GoodGooseThingit March 13, 2022

Windows e.x.e has shut down

When you are so confused your brain shutsdown or when the teacher looks at your work your doing your work in school

Teacher:*stands behind Jimmy when hes working*

Jimmy:windows e.x.e has shut down

Buh buh buh buh buh

by Turn_off_safe_search_sonic_69 June 17, 2020

Window licker

Retard.

Get that fucking window licker away from me.

by Intelligent goose October 24, 2022

window cunt

GPS as in your GPS yells directions at you through a window (your phone)

Yo, where did the window cunt say to turn?

by Dylan12 August 1, 2017

window brew

aluminium-canned beer that has been sitting outside of a closed window in the winter and consequently has received the perfect chilling; breakfast of champions

The dorm fridge died, so I put the case survivors on the windowsill and closed the window. Next morning breakfast ruled: scrambled eggs and bacon washed down with ice cold window brew.

by treeguywussup October 19, 2010

Cleaning the windows inside and out

An act of female self-love where the clitoris and vagina are stimulated simultaneously.

Both Mandy's hands were under the covers, she was obviously cleaning the windows inside and out

by Jimbob1984 March 1, 2016