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Willy Money

A polish man that cheats in video games and eat gluten free sandwiches with Mortadella ham. The person in question is very nonindependent and usually has to contact his father of mother to complete the easiest of tasks.
Do you want to go out and play some ball later with Willy Money?
- Sure! I love to talk about how unsuccessful some youtubers are!
by hammerka May 8, 2017
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Willie’s Butterscotch

When you scratch and sniff after touching yourself in class under the desk, and it smells like butterscotch.
In he was making Willie’s butterscotch and offering classmates to smell it.
by RyGuyRyan14 June 28, 2025
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Kitty Willy

Kitty Willy
noun
1. A provocative twist on the classic "wet willy," where instead of saliva, one uses vaginal fluids to moisten their finger before inserting it into someone's ear—usually as a bold act of flirtation or shock value.
2. A bold, NSFW move that blends mischief with a slight dose of kink.
"She dared me to give him a Kitty Willy at the party... needless to say, he was speechless."
by Fred the Panda April 9, 2025
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Dystopian willy

The Dystopian Willy is when your so high that you think your penis is a weird shape or deformed
Bro I was so high that I had to a dystopian Willy
by Dystopian Willy guys September 21, 2025
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Big Willie Style

When you're a world famous closeted bisexual man smashing your male lover and your controlling wife is simultaneously pegging you from behind.
Duane: I pulled out the Big Willie Style on my buddy last night!
TMZ Reporter: I'm sorry to hear that bro!
by Ben Shapiro's Mom November 21, 2023
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Free Willy

A mockumentary that derisively details the sordid happenings of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky scandal which involved "Free Willie" (as in, Clinton's disgracefully-uninhibited sexual behavior implied that he selfishly considered himself to be a "free man" {unattached bachelor}, since he was not honoring his wedding vows of monogamy to Hillary), and how he was being "free" (bold and brashly unrestrained, and not just with Monica, but with goodness knows HOW many other ladies --- think, the "Honk if you **haven't** slept with Clinton" bumper sticker) with his "willy" (defining explanation unnecessary :P). He was never known to charge anything for his "services", either, and so access to his "willy" was "free" for all of the ladies.
As many women as Free Willy has done da ol' bouncy-bouncy with, there could be a movie-history-making number of sequels (Free Willy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, etc.).
by QuacksO July 29, 2017
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Silly Willy

When your girl wants sex, but instead of sticking your dick in her vagina, you stick it in her nostril
Andrew gave Elaina a Silly Willy to remember last night
by Suesabang February 2, 2021
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