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Windows 101

My computer used to be Windows 101
by YusufT19 May 12, 2019
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bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
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Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..
by cat hotdog August 15, 2021
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book window shopping

scoping out books at a book store that you want to read but don't want to spend money buying it
im going to borders to go book window shopping for books i'll take out in the library free of charge
by LuluJ02 January 19, 2009
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Blowverton Window

The range of sexual/kinky topics that is acceptable to be discussed in mainstream society at any given time. Like the political Overton Window, but for kink.
In the 2000's, foot fetishes crept into the Blowverton Window as more and more people became comfortable discussing this particular kink in mainstream society.
by Billy M Buttlicker January 7, 2024
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Windows 11

1. A malware combination of Spyware and Adware released by Microsoft for "security." To secure your data to data brokers and ads in your start menu, to secure money into Microshit's pocket. An OS used by NPCs who don't know any better and also trust things like Norton and McAfee. See also NPC and Shitware/Shovelware

2. A downgrade for your computer's OS, no matter what you're running. Has retarded hardware requirements because Intel had a deal with Microshit since they were tired of used Haswell CPU machines dominating their oligarchy, and slightly hurting their bottom line.

3. A failed abortion digitalized and used to rape our personal computers.

4. A gateway for Microsoft to do planned obsolescence, clearly taking a note from Apple.

5. Enshittified code that is thrown together by "gay retards" who want to chokehold the tech industry. See also: Google (but post-2020)

6. Shitware that no longer lets you own your computer, or do what you want with it. A digital scourge not describable using any modern language.

7. An excuse to switch to a Linux OS and mail a package of dogshit to Microsoft, who currently has a rapist mentality of forcing their shitty cock into your mouth

8. A disgrace to everything Bill Gates worked for before he left OS development and fantasized about shooting anti-sun dust into the atmosphere.
1.) Person 1 "Hey dude, you upgraded to Windows 11 yet?"
Person 2 "No because I'm not fucking retarded."

2) "Fuck I just lost all my shit because dipfuck Microsoft raped my computer by installing Windows 11 without my consent."

3) Person 1 "I keep getting advertisements about gay, non-binary women on Windows 11. How can you be non-binary and a woman?"
NPC "I think it's nice they're being inclusive while spying on me and spoon-feeding ads to my incapable gaping asshole."
by this websites devs suck ass September 27, 2024
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Windows 77

The most epic Windows version, with a keyboard that predicts what you're going to write and gives you all the suggestions so you don't waste time

No mouse or touchpad, only your hand movements control the cursor

Full HD Ultra 8K Blue Ray 1080p 15,500,000,000 bit image quality

iris recognition

Secure control over your home and devices

Fire, water, drop, shock, dirt and dirt resistant

The Future, get yours soon (not official... yet :) )
Are Windows 77 already oficial?
No, one day maybe, in 2077 we will have, or not...

If Windows 77 really was invented, would you buy it?
Yeah, I wanna be the first to buy this!
by Spacer_Gamer456 March 17, 2023
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Windows 1.0

The very first OS, not DOS, of Microsoft's computers, it was't a big hit, but it can also be known as Windows 1.01 a few days after it's release. The system came in a floppy drive that you can insert into a computer to read and will load the OS, it wasn't a really great operating system, as it was only really availabe to huge businesses and wasn't at first intended for home use. It was also declared too old to be running after Windows XP's release date.
Windows 1.0:
Prodecessor: None
Successor: Windows 1.1x
Release date: November 20, 1985.
End of support date: 2001
by ☆★Midas★☆ March 10, 2022
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