A "prestigious" university located in University City along Woodland Avenue in Philadelphia. This school was originally the Philadelphia College of Pharmacy, but has in relatively recent times expanded to include a lot of other sciencey stuff. It is known for pharmacy, because it was the first pharmacy school in the western hemisphere. It has been called (stupidly) USiP (everyone knows you don't include prepositions in acronyms, but leave it to a science school...), USP, and just a month ago renamed USciences (USci was taken by some California school that got pissed when we tried to use it). The campus is small and compact compared to local Drexel or UPenn. There aren't ANY food trucks, which are a staple of Philly. The parties are okay, and interaction with Drexel and UPenn is good. It's not impossible to get into this school. The faculty and student body is extremely diverse. At least one of your teachers at any given time will not speak English as a first language. A good amount of the students are India/Asian, followed by white, and then black, and then a small collection of other. Most major in pharmacy and like 70% are residents. Cafeteria is lame. No distinguished sports except for rifle. (Yeah, shooting.) Gym is a required class. Colors are red and black, or officially "crimson and slate." Mascot is the devil.
Michael Smith: Hey, what college do you go to?
Shebab Patel: University of the Sciences in Philadelphia
Michael Smith: Huh?
Shebab Patel: Philadelphia College of Pharmacy
Michael Smith: Ohhh
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Saint Lawrence University

A university because of its 150 grad students in the education department. A small private university located in the middle of nowhere, NY; stone's throw from Canada in the town of Canton consisting of 4 restaurants, 2 clothing stores, 1 movie theatre, McDonalds and of course the Tic Toc. Now down to 1 fraternity-- the norm: drinking almost every night of the week. If you don't drink, campus is pretty boring, but you can sometimes find things to do. We work our asses off and are rewarded with a 10-day Thanksgiving break, and 5 weeks off for Christmas. Cheers to Scarlet and the Brown!
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University of Central Florida

The single best school in the entire world. Without a lick of history prior to its founding in 1963, it's already the single biggest school in the country for undergraduates (and third for total undergrad and grad students). Located in Orlando, Florida, the University of Central Florida (UCF) offers its students an incredible variety of opportunities academically, socially, professionally, and visually. Its girls are world-renowned for their beauty, brains, and class, and its men are of such class and excellence that they are the only men worth these ladies' time and affection.

If accepted, it is a life-defining, catastrophically stupid mistake to not attend this university. If you are a prospective student, however, you may fear that you won't fit in with such excellent people. However, just getting accepted to UCF typically means that you have a high degree of skill, attractiveness, and luck. Accepting the offer of enrollment proves this.

The University of Central Florida is, again, the best school in the world. Period.
I received a first-class education in awesomeness at the University of Central Florida. My major was mechanical engineering.

Normally, when people are confronted with a woman of exceptional beauty, they become scared and nervous. UCF grads are well-versed in how to deal with such women.

UCF has a Chocolate Club. Seriously, what other information do you need?
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Johnson and Wales University

A 4 year university in the heart of Providence Rhode Island. Mainly known for its outstanding Business Technology and Hospitality programs and its outstanding looking students. JWU has some of the best looking students in the country, mainly rich kids from the northeast that love to party and hook up
Yo those kids go to Johnson and Wales University, no wonder why they are so smart and goodlooking!
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Unlike the above definition, the University of Wisconsin Madison is a prestigious university where education is everything but so is having a good time. You will find the most school spirit in Madison than anywhere else in Wisconsin. We are the number one party school but do not "fuck around" or "fuck-off". Time management is a must-have skill here (obviously if we go out everynight but still get up and get an A on an exam the next morning).
Wow, I can't believe _____ got into the University of Wisconsin Madison, he/she must have a really good GPA.

It's such a prestigious school to go to.

I can't believe you can go out almost everynight and still get a 4.0.

You go to Madison? Wow, thats impressive, I'm jealous.
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Duquesne University Internet

1.) a computer network sub-par to those in parts of Africa.

2.) Unable to perform basic tasks; such as load a web page.

3.) YouTube.....forget it.

4.) Can only be used between the hours of 2-6 A.M.
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University of South Florida

The premiere institution of higher education in the state of Florida, USF is home to the Bulls. Regarded as one of the top three flagship universities in Florida by definition of State Congress (the others being FSU and UF), no other school in the nation has obtained such accelerated acclaim in both the academic and athletic arena.

The Bulls' football program is relatively new. This, however, has not stopped the Bulls from defeating the Seminoles (FSU) and the Hurricanes (UM). Due to the Bulls' accomplishments, they are often referred to as the fourth member of the "Big Three" in the state of Florida.

Unlike other schools that are often located in the middle of nowhere, USF is a metropolitan university. Besides the amazing parties, students also enjoy Ybor City's clubs and bars, the Busch Gardens theme park, Clearwater and St. Petersburg's world famous beaches, and shopping at the International Plaza and downtown Tampa.

Unlike UF, USF prefers not to have bandwagon fans (people who wear a school's gear without having any affiliation or relation to the school, such as they are not a student or have friends or family who go there). Our gear is sacred and respected. We let the hicks and pretenders wear UF gear.
The University of South Florida (USF) is what every potential student looks for in a school. All of its students engage in top-of-the-line research and earn degrees that are respected internationally. The school's young age provides the opportunity for its students to take part of real history, instead of looking at hallways filled with old dead people's portraits like they do at FSU and UF.
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