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Uncle Rock

Dad rock's younger brother. Typically 90's rock... you know, the stuff your weird Uncle listens to
"Pearl Jam? They're not Dad rock, they're Uncle rock!"
by Sparrowpunk October 22, 2017
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Uncle Fester

A male senior, commonly named Tim, who looks like a shaved sack.

Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.
That crazy guy Tim is such an Uncle Fester.
by UncleFesterLove July 5, 2024
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Uncle Billy

Ones uncle who lives in the southern United States, typically in rural Florida, who has such a strong southern accent that it’s hard to understand the person. In addition, he Carrie’s around cigarettes, used condoms and a bandana
Your uncle billy is weird.
by WeDalt dlril December 19, 2022
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Uncle Fester

A male senior, commonly named Tim, who looks like a shaved sack.

Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.
That crazy guy Tim is such an Uncle Fester.
by UncleFesterLove July 5, 2024
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Uncle Samsonite

A man, typically overweight who gets the satisfaction of twerking infront of minors
There is no example, theres just Uncle Samsonite.
by SuperNigger2145 October 2, 2024
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ur uncle pedo

one up from ur aunt ase

when this is said, everything in the universe (or in the void, if it is said there) turns into a random object
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: say that one more time
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: ur uncle pedo
*everything in the universe turns into a staple gun*
mugGet the ur uncle pedomug.

uncle jack hasn't come by today

This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"
"I'm sorry for being a jerk, uncle jack hasn't come by today and it has be all riled up"
by Wholeeyo October 8, 2021
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