Him: i got nothing to do today. What should I do today?
You: get your friends and run a train on me!
Him: oo!
You: get your friends and run a train on me!
Him: oo!
by ReptilianBrotherhood October 2, 2016

by PlaydohMan April 25, 2004

by wylo January 8, 2009

Used as a deterrent when someone is mixing records and is unable to mix properly when someone is making words with their face hole.
"... so, yeah. I was totally about to go ham all over those titties but, she..." - Cut off mid-sentence
"Train-Station!!!"
"Train-Station!!!"
by NachoDREN November 24, 2013

1. n. Another euphemism for penis.
2. The best movie title since 'Snakes on a Plane', staring Vinny Jones. Holds the record for most people brutally murdered in front of a masturbating audience.
2. The best movie title since 'Snakes on a Plane', staring Vinny Jones. Holds the record for most people brutally murdered in front of a masturbating audience.
"Hey baby, you wanna take a ride on the midnight meat train?"
Jon: "I'm really confused about my sexuality."
Jack: "What gives?"
Jon: "I beat it to 'Midnight Meat Train' last week, and now I can't orgasm without seeing blood."
Jack: "You're a sick man."
Jon: "I'm really confused about my sexuality."
Jack: "What gives?"
Jon: "I beat it to 'Midnight Meat Train' last week, and now I can't orgasm without seeing blood."
Jack: "You're a sick man."
by ButterNuts March 10, 2008

Jeff is Club Vanguard's Ho Train Conductor.
All the girls in the club flock Jeff because he's the Ho Train Conductor
All the girls in the club flock Jeff because he's the Ho Train Conductor
by Richard Jay September 21, 2006

Three guys shitting on one girl at the same time. While shitting they use their hands to make their eyes slanty, like someone who is Japanese.
Dude, Amber bought a ticket on the Japanese Freight Train at that frat party last night"
Bro, how many cars were on the Japanese Freight Train last night?
We started with three but Jim ended up joining in halfway through
Bro, how many cars were on the Japanese Freight Train last night?
We started with three but Jim ended up joining in halfway through
by mad_animal January 27, 2011
