Toast-eater

A simpleton, a person who is always afraid to try new things. Not exclusively food related; could be an aversion to new ideas, making new friends, new places, or new experiences.
Someone that is stuck in the same way things have always been done, or a group that is consumed by dogma and tradition too deeply to expand or introduce change.
Alternative spellings: Toasteater, Toast Eater

Joe "hey Bill, do you wanna go for sushi?"
Bill "yuck, I'm not eating raw fish!"
Joe "have you ever tried some."
Bill "no, and I never will. I'll just stay home and eat a cheeseburger."

Bill is a toast-eater

by Jo6pak June 2, 2016

Heat on Toast

Golf Term; Immense power used to whack balata off the tee. Best if used with the WMD

Man, he had some damn heat on his toast.

by necronite July 11, 2003

Coming for toast

what you say to a girl to invite her round for a good time ...

BOY : so what you doing tonight ?
Girl : nm.
Boy : so do you want some toast
Girl : im coming for toast :)

by lolcat 1 August 20, 2009

toaster

1. Hand warmer
2. Knife Stand
3. Bathwater warmer (drop it in while on)
4. Bread Burner

"These are really nice hand-warmers"
"Whats that black smoke?"
"You have your hand in a toaster dumbass"

by mr fox May 24, 2007

toaster

The shocker, only keeping your hand flat and inserting all fingers into the anus. When you remove your hand, it appears burned, like toast. May also be known as the dolphin.

He tried the shocker, only to discover that she wanted him to toaster "Toast' Her"

by M. Michael Clean April 14, 2008

toaster

a white short bus used to transport the students of fancy prep schools to the location of their liking

holy shit, greer crashed the toaster; now everyone is dead!

by porters girl May 26, 2006

Toast

A British man named James, that we would love to drip honey all over.

I want some Toast

by Pandora October 9, 2003