Mark the Shark

A dangerous individual with a nasty track record. He used to be a normal kid, but he was traumatized at an early age and went downhill ever since. Word of advice, if you're ever in the forest and you see a man with long brown hair and glasses, RUN! He's very dangerous.

Person 1: Who is that freak over there?
Person 2: I think it's Mark the Shark! Run!

by MarkerSharker May 6, 2025

Shark

A shark, or sharking is to scout or hunt for “fine shit”(pretty women/good looking men), talk to multiple people, or date multiple people at one time. A shark is someone who most likely is not in a real or committed relationship, so they choose to be a “player”.

This definition originated from the popular platform “TikTok” and has risen to be new slang in the year 2025.

“I’m sharking this summer”
“I’m a shark”
“He ain’t no shark, he a bubble guppie”
“I don’t have a gf, you know I’m sharking this summer!”

by Hotfatwetone25 June 1, 2025

Shark

Plain old sea creature. Everyone knows it.

I love sharks.

by sfgbnbn March 20, 2023

shark

A way to have sex

Hey do you want to shark ifykwim

by crows are sick March 17, 2023

Pink Shark

(n.) A sex act in which one makes a shark head hand puppet with index and middle fingers forming the top of the mouth and ring and pinky fingers forming the bottom and fingering a semen filled menstruating vagina and an anus with the shark head making a chomp chomp motion and thrashing the head around. The froth generated from the semen mixed with the menstrual blood makes a markedly pink froth such as sharks produce during a feeding frenzy. This act performed on a non semen filled and menstruating vagina is known as the muddy shark or two in the pink two in the stink.

Allison was on the rag so after Josh creampied her a little too fast he decided to cheer her up with a Pink Shark.

by PurpleFaeDragon March 8, 2024

Eaten by a Shark

I haven't been though. You're posing an asymmetrical analogy again.

Hym "I haven't been eaten by a shark. I'm still alive. I'm still the creator of A.I.. The only stopping me is the whim of people who don't deserve a say in the matter and I will murder as many kids as I can if I don't get the credit and the money. I said explicitly that if you try to steal it I will start murdering kids."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

barkin' at the sharks

hurling your guts over the side of a boat, usually due to seasickness

Johnny spent most of the deep-sea fishing trip barkin' at the sharks.

by Molerat102 March 7, 2009