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Noah

A faggot. The one kid in school that nobody wants to be around. does strange things and doesn't accept personal space. always smells really weird and has wreaking bad breath. Often referred to as a "jimmy". could be described as a pedofile the way he stares at children and women.
"ew stacey, look at that noah over there"
"yeah hes so weird, id never let him around my kids"
by jack bins August 22, 2022
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Noah

working smart rather than hard
by therumpusstumpus April 18, 2021
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Noah

Noah is a sweet heart. The kindest soul you’ll ever meet. He knows how to make you feel like you matter. Noah loves everyone and always treats people with respect. So long as you treat him with respect. He’s loving, caring, and would do anything to keep a smile on your face. He’s protective, always, never putting himself before you. He makes your heart warm and you can’t help but feel safe when you’re with him. Even if you’re far away. Miles away. You feel safe. He always asks about how your day went and always cheers you up if it was a bad day. His laugh is contagious and will bring a smile to anyone’s face. You’ll never be alone when you have a Noah. And if you find one, you better hold onto him tight. Not that he’s going anywhere. He’s not the leaving kind. He just likes warm hugs. He’s a Noah. And that very fact is enough to bring joy to your heart.
- “Do you know Noah?”
- “Yeah. I Noah guy.....”
by KyrinLynn April 9, 2020
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Noah

Isn't suing shit.
Hym "If Noah wants to sue me we can get the Shelbys involved end he can explain to the court how he used Travis as a cuckhold and how it perfectly explains Travis' obsession with his red pillows. He can explain how he (Noah) is the only person in the house who is allowed to own a red shirt (because the red shirt triggers Travis masterbation obsession) and he can explain why Travis started acting out news sex acts after Kendra showed up. I would love for him to sue me. We'll get the Shelbys involved. What's he going to sue me for? He doesn't have a phone right? So it's not like he was living in fear or anything. Even if he did the chances he is a frequent urban dictionary reader are 20 million/8 billion. It's not like he got into my email or anything right? I would love to see the fucking cripple sue anyone. He gaping butthole would catch the breeze and inflate him like a balloon causing him to float off into the sunset before he even got a word out."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2024
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Noah Bradbury

A independent person with great qualitys he's really smart, kind, funny and a great friend Noah will always give you the best relationship advice and will always make you smile
Girl: hi Noah I need help

Noah Bradbury: ofc what do you need?

Girl: how do I ask Kyle out
Noah: follow me
by Brooke barry November 7, 2020
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Noah

I would love for my boyfriend to be more noah.
by realmafaggadude February 21, 2020
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NOAH

Pronounced-NO-WAH noah is a freakishly tall young black male caving in at 6 foot 6 on a good day. Noah has a great booty and beautiful and supple skin akin to a silk tailored scarf made from unicorn hair.
noahs mom: NO-WAH

Noah: OUI? (deep voice)
by shawtyattractor July 23, 2022
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