the nope card

the nope card (by Exploding kittens) is somehow more powerful then the uno reverse card, which doesn't make any sense. it can cancel many things, like, it could cause a rick roll video to stop working or get an ad, i would also dub it the miracle card. cause it can do mostly 42.68% of things in life.

Joe uses exploding kitten card
Joe Tries To Use Uno Reverse Card To Save Himself
Wilford Uses the Nope Card
Joe HAd Nothing Else, so He died this very day.

by worldwide4445 May 31, 2022

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Get the the nope cardmug.

green card daddy

Older man who marries much younger immigrants

to arrange getting a green card for sex

My green card daddy is making sure I become a citizen

by BIGDAN December 24, 2022

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Reverse card

It is the card of reversing spells such like u gay

Guy 1: Bro you gay

Guy 2: Reverse card

Guy 1:*starts to cry*

by SupremeSketti October 30, 2019

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shuffling my cards

To have a good wank

Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage

by Dink__11 April 24, 2022

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ninja card

Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."

nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"

SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."

AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"

nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"

by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009

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