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Canadian flicker gooning

Canadian flicker gooning is a technique in which lumberjacks pour maple syrup on their dih and while straight up jorking it they use the tip of their axes so flick it. the technique is so effective that a boy named johnny Appleseed accidentally impregnated 20,000 people (including men) while using it
by garythegreat322342331 June 23, 2025
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Canadian beanie

Oh so frothy fromagè of the labial love flaps with a complex thrusty cheese blue vane of sour curtains that suffocates your face and warms your ears.
This hot chick did a Canadian Beanie on me last night and now I have an itchy tongue
by Poxy August 17, 2018
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Canadian Sleepover

The act of two or more bro's staying up late engaging in mutual masturbation over webcam (at least one must be Canadian)
Hey boys who's jumping in with me for this Canadian sleepover tonight
by Canadian Sleepover April 13, 2022
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Canadian Maverick

When Justin Bieber gives/receives a chex-job to/from Sarah Palin. May result in anal problems in the future.
I saw Justin Bieber get a Canadian Maverick from Sarah Palin on TV last night. It was AMAZING.
by Fudreaux October 19, 2011
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Canadian

Canadian means a person who was born in Canada or a person who got a Canadian citizenship,because he/she lived in Canada,has no criminal background and speaks English/French or both.
Canadians do not like to hate,fight or go to war with other countries.
Exceptions are there,but exceptions are not examples.
Canadian citizenship and passport are legal in all countries.A Canadian citizenship is based on the law regardless of any civilian's opinion or attitude.
You can have your own way of life in Canada,as long as you don't hurt others or the nature.
Canadians don't like to hate others.Even if anybody hates them,Canadians still smile and don't take that person seriously,as they have better things to do.
Life in Canada is based on kindness and compassion.
Hate,racism,sexism,or any other form of discrimination belongs to people who don't have a life.
A good person minds his/her own business and doesn't try to harm anybody in any way whatsoever.
I am Canadian and my citizenship is not based on your opinion.
by Kermode Bear September 25, 2018
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Canadian seal hunt

Canadian seal hunt, A group of insignificant hillbillies who hunt defenceless seals, with a club, then they dare to call it 'humane.'
Now we have a space program, we'll kill all the tribbles. Haw!
And we'll find some baby seals to kill! Haw!
We'll sing songs of the great Canadian seal hunt. They dared to look us in eye, so we had to kill the fuckers!
by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 12, 2020
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Canadian Cubical

A sex move that involves having sex in a work environment (preferably a cubical) on Canada day (July 1). May or may not involve a hockey puck.
Doing the Canadian Cubical made it the best Canada day ever!
by someone else5 September 13, 2011
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