text probe

When someone sends you a text and as soon as you respond, they call you.

Mom: Goodmorning!😀(text probe)
Me: GM

(4 seconds elapse)
Phone rings: Mom Calling

by SasSquash September 16, 2018

text apologizer

The person who ends a text exchange by saying something akin to this: "I have to get back to work. Can't talk." This is instead of simply just responding to a text when you have time. This person tends to behave as though texts are the same as phone calls, during which one might have to abruptly end the call for various reasons.

So Amanda sent me a text telling me that she had some really crazy news about Raymond. I responded to her as soon as I could to ask what the news was and she immediately responded, like the text apologizer that she is, to say she couldn't talk but she'd text me later.

by sleslie2425 November 14, 2018

Text Job

Like a blowjob, but over text.

Smh these LDRs be hard af. I had to give boo a text job at 4 am my time just bc it was 3am eastern time lol

by dixie8123 November 19, 2018

textative

When you aren’t replying a lot via text.

You aren’t being very textative.

by Judiva January 10, 2019

text-composition butler

A "gentleman's gentleman" who's mainly tasked with proofreading his fumble-fingered master's hastily-composed missives, essays, and other literary creations, pointing out and/or correcting all the errors, and then either passing the resulting "perfected" paperwork back to his boss, or sending said correspondence on its way to it intended recipients.

As clever and talented as Jeeves was, it's entirely probable that he could have also served the dim-witted Bertie Wooster in the role of text-composition butler; perhaps he might instead have suavely suggested that, "You might want to consider a modern word-processor, Sir... it will underline spelling and grammar errors for you, so that you can correct them immediately as you go along."

by QuacksO April 29, 2019

Textative

Used like talkative but for texting. If someone is texting the a VERY long text.

You’re not replying very much. You’re not very textative today.

by Surpreet Kaur May 5, 2019

textbook knowledge

Knowledge referring to any thing what so ever. Like any question that u ask would refer to a textbook.

Judges are not allowed to ask questions about textbook knowledge.

by Jonathan Eudes Du-Moullin May 12, 2019