tardphone 

Facebook friendly smartphone.

All smartphones having easy access to Facebook are qualified for being tardphones.

tardphone by Wujek October 11, 2011

tardsville 

Consuming an excessive amount of alcohol, and or drugs to a point where you can't stop acting like a retard.

Dennis: Where the fuck is Steve?
Fran: He's out back, face down in the bird bath. He's been in tardsville since 7pm

tardsville by Shmo Nerk November 22, 2006

TARDIS 

A timey-wimey blue box that's bigger on the inside. Main mode of transportation for the Doctor

"Welcome to the TARDIS, and yes I know, it's bigger on the inside."

TARDIS by Rainicorn of Gallifrey July 30, 2013

tardis 

Time And Relative Dimentions In Space.
A time/space machine concieved by the Time Lords. It has infinate rooms inside, including several console rooms, from which the ship can be piloted. Doctor Who stole a mark 40 TARDIS and used it to solve intergalactic wrong-doings.

The TARDIS dematerialised infront of their eyes.

tardis by Davros June 4, 2004

Tardslant 

Term originating when someone's handwriting is on a retarded angle, but translating into slang for idiot.

Jo, put that pickle down you tardslant!

Tardslant by Picklesurprise July 5, 2009

tardball 

A cross between a retard and a goofball. Typically, someone who is a complete moron that should not be asking questions or given any tasks that involve the mentality over the age of a six year old.

That customer on the phone today was a complete tardball. He had no idea how to even read the instructions!

tardball by Rob Vice May 12, 2006

tardwink 

the inability to wink at somebody with sexiness.

The other day I was at the mall and this hot girl gave me a tardwink! It was not sexy at all...

tardwink by Quail93 October 7, 2009