Touch-gasm

To touch something when high that has the effect of a feeling comparible to an orgasm. usually with, but not limited to, cannabis and ecstacy

Stoner1: dude man, this stuffs the shit!

Stoner2: dude man, i know! im so high i just had a touch-gasm trying to get my phone from my pocket!

by TheBFG January 28, 2009

touch of the burgers

Touch of the Burgers is a phrase used to describe someone who is in some way socially off. Could be subtle, could be blatant but one thing is for sure, the person in question is a social mongoloid. Touch of the Burgers is in reference to Asperger's syndrome and should not be confused with touch of the downs.

Tomtron: "Tyler is really overprotective of his red rubber ball. He bit me when I tried to pick it up!"
Antron Prime: "Seems to me like that boy's got a touch of the burgers."

by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 15, 2015

touching the void

masturbating, to wank

I touch the void every hour, on the hour.
Touching the void, what to do when there's nothing to do.

by bazorgazorg November 18, 2005

touch of death

Conor McGregor's left Hand

"The question is, can Conor land, what the great Firas Zahabi likes to call, the "touch of death" on the chin of Eddie Alvarez"

by MartyFakeSnoozeman February 20, 2020

touch the sky

The cutoff point for smoking or consuming marijuana to avoid getting too high.

"You want another hit?"

"Nah, I'm about to touch the sky."

by penisshakes April 23, 2021

plane-touched

One with celesial blood line. Not touched by the world's planes.

Some say that Greek scientists such as Plato were plane touched because of there genius.

by Chris R. August 1, 2003

seat toucher

a person that touches another persons butt

What the crap you seat toucher dusche bag. Touch your own.

by Nichlaus January 31, 2008