A person usu. female who has a flabby stomach yet a small waist causing their midsection to hang over their pants on all sides like eaves on a building or, obviously, the top of a muffin.
She would be hot if she just lost that muffin-top. I would reconsider wearing that Tracy, you don't want to accentuate your muffin-top.
by mikey Dizz October 24, 2008
Get the muffin-topmug. by iForesee August 25, 2015
Get the top housemug. Taking a dump in the systern of a toilet. Holding youself up by you hands on the wall and dropping in a bombay bad boy. The only way that can be fixed is if a glass-monkey mops the whole stinky area out.
Particularly skilled people can piss at the same time and even sometimes get a few drops in the bowl.
Particularly skilled people can piss at the same time and even sometimes get a few drops in the bowl.
Norm gave Gilhooley a top tank for his birthday. He thought and animal (a trained dog) had done it.
He was wrong.
He was wrong.
by Matt Regsmith April 30, 2003
Get the Top tankmug. Having sex while airborne.
Usually in an airplane, a freefall or jumping from a cliff while having intercourse (rare).
Usually in an airplane, a freefall or jumping from a cliff while having intercourse (rare).
Yoni: Check out that hot stewardess!
Gilad: Yeah, I'm going top gun in a few seconds.
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Eyal: I had an interesting experience yesterday.
Boris: Oh yeah, what?
Eyal: On my flight over here I pulled a top gun on the chick from the seat next to me.
Boris: Elite.
Gilad: Yeah, I'm going top gun in a few seconds.
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Eyal: I had an interesting experience yesterday.
Boris: Oh yeah, what?
Eyal: On my flight over here I pulled a top gun on the chick from the seat next to me.
Boris: Elite.
by Asaf December 28, 2005
Get the Top gunmug. originally started on myspace as a way to showcase your best friends on your "myspace". now it is a way of saying something is cool or not. it can also be used as a way of saying something is worthy.
dude, that was so top 8! i can't believe you got her number...and her friends.
what the fuck man. NOT TOP 8! i can't believe you just spilled my mickeys for the 3rd time tonight.
my ride is hella top 8! these new spinners i got at the flea market really pull it all together. definitely the best 25 bux i've ever spent.
what the fuck man. NOT TOP 8! i can't believe you just spilled my mickeys for the 3rd time tonight.
my ride is hella top 8! these new spinners i got at the flea market really pull it all together. definitely the best 25 bux i've ever spent.
by sean.addikt December 29, 2007
Get the top 8mug. by Hahahahahahahhahhhahahahaha June 5, 2017
Get the top or bottommug. by Light Joker May 5, 2005
Get the carrot topmug.