Morning hood

A female’s version of morning wood.

I woke up this morning and had a case of the morning hood.

by Bronn22 May 18, 2022

hood patrol

neighborhood watch. a form of snitching.

watch out, black people. the hood patrol is in town!

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 May 2, 2018

Hood Shrimp

1. A slang term for a meal eaten in a parking lot.

2. A female who hangs out in parking lots leaning on vehicles.

1. I rolled by the Big Lots and seen Tdog having hood shrimp waitin on his lady.

2. Lafonda has become a real hood shrimp up by the wally world.

by JNorman911 October 26, 2016

Da Hood Com

they are the most Irritating, Pestering, Troublesome, Aggravating, Nuisance, Bothering, Vexing, Disruptive, Exasperating, Grating, Chafing, Peeving, Irksome, Bugging, Galling, Niggling, Perturbing, Repetitive, Trying, Tedious, ntellectually challenged, Developmentally delayed, Cognitive impairment, Learning differences, Special needs, Differently abled, Exceptional, Neurodivergent, Misguided, Uninformed, Ignorant, Unwise, Confused, Ill-informed, Foolish, Senseless, Clueless, Inattentive, Unintelligent, Nonsensical, Absurd, Irrational, Witless, Dense, Simple-minded, Unperceptive, Gullible, Shortsighted, Unreflective, Dull-witted, Inexperienced, Childish, Silly, Naive, Impractical, Careless, Incurious, Injudicious, Foolhardy, Inconsiderate, Unobservant, Inept, Shallow, Doltish, Blockheaded, Slow-witted, Obtuse, Lacking insight, Thoughtless, Uncomprehending, Mindless, Inane, Dazed, Hasty, Incautious, Preposterous, Uneducated, Absent-minded people i ever met

"Da hood com is degenerating" "fr"

by wwwwwwwwwwwaaahhh December 16, 2023

Hood Land Creature

Hood Land Creatures - Things/People You Only/Always See In The Hood.

Woodland Creatures are Only in the Woods

Hood Land Creatures Are Only in the Hood

Crack Dealing Crack Head Dealing Out of Baby Stroller

With No Baby = Hood Land Creature

by Moogle - Half Man/Half Google November 3, 2011

hood snag

Someone who called someone a hood snake after bidding on a blanket that you wanted but didn’t get because you were too late

Ur a hood snag don’t come near me

by My name and a pap pap August 22, 2020

Hood individual

A person who lives in the hood, more specifically a black person.

That Hood individual stole my bike!

by Minecraft kid 199 March 10, 2024